There are many many ways of boiling an egg But only one of them is right There are many many ways of bandaging a leg To stop you being up all night with the pain First aid, first aid, it's very good If you haven't thought about it yet it's time you should First aid, first aid, does the trick If it's a mighty big gash or a tiny little nick There are certain thing to know when you're driving in a car To stop it crashing into trees There are certain things to know when you're standing at the bar Most of which concern the knees First aid, first aid, is entertaining Even when it's raining I'm not complaining First aid, first aid, it's really rather fun You know what it feels like but you don't know how it's done How it's done How it's done How it's done There are quite a lot of times when you might need a book To tell you how things should be made There are quite a lot of times when you might just have a look To see the proper game is played First aid, first aid, it's very good If you haven't thought about it yet it's time you should First aid, first aid, does the trick If it's a mighty big gash or a tiny little nick Minor ailments - cuts, grazes, sprains, stings Burns, throat infections, wrenches, spots Twists, thorns, bites and coughs Are all assisted by First aid, first aid, it will last Blood on your shirt is a thing of the past First aid, first aid, it's a new regime It will triumph over everything and God save the Queen Amen