If I could drive a spaceship, dear I'd take you to the stars And you would be alone with me As we fly next to Venus or Mars We'll be together, all alone We'll even fly to the moon If I could drive a spaceship, dear I'd get one very soon If I could drive a spaceship, dear I'd take you up with me We'd have a honeymoon on Mars On Venus or Mercury We'll be together, all alone Oh, what a thrill it would be A million miles way up in space And you're alone with me But I can't drive a spaceship, dear Can't even drive a plane So what's the use of scheming, dear My schemings are always in vain I'll be content with dreams of you You'll be with me every time We'll still be up in space And it won't even cost a dime