Drinking cans of Kaiser for dessert Don't even sound so wrong But when lunch and dinner Get that way you know You won't last long And you'll sleep alright, At least a while, but in the morning then You'll have puke for breakfast again Maybe I should slow down, 'Cause I'm spinning round and round I'm seeing double I can't think, It's pretty certain I'll be sick But since I'm not yet on the floor, I guess that I can have one more And so this joke goes on and on, While all my audience is long gone I can't keep up with this pace But I see no other way Then comes the moment I fall down, And un-gently hit the floor Blood's coming out of my mouth, But I don't need no help right now I sit myself down in a chair, And that's exactly the place where My stomach gives everything back, Thus making puke my late night snack I can't keep up with this pace But I see no other way Drinking cans of Kaiser for dessert Don't even sound so wrong But when lunch and dinner Get that way you know You won't last long And you'll sleep alright, At least a while, but in the morning then You'll have puke for breakfast again Yeah, you'll have puke for breakfast again Yeah, you'll have puke for breakfast again