Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Cady is the new girl
She's just trying to get it right
They ask, if you're from Africa
Then why are you white?
She kicks it off first day,
She thinks she'll ne okay
But she makes no friends
So she sits in the bathroom eating her lunch -
Cheer up Cady,
Dont be a baby
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Cady finds it so, so hard to concentrate in class
Why even care when you can just stare
At Aaron Samuels's ass
And it's not all rainbows, not all smiles at
Northshore High
She's the new prey who tries everyday
To escape Kevin G's harassment in the hallway
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a-
Enter the Plastics,
Karen, she likes her cousin Seth
Gretchen, with Toaster Streudel breath
Regina, the meanest of them all
She can sabotage your life with just one
Phone call
And you could go shave your back now Jason
(Shave your back)
The votes are in and they go
None for Gretchen
Four for you Glenn Coco
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
She's a Mathlete
Don't give her that seat
'Cause Kalteen bars is all she can eat
She's a spring fling queen, a Plastic
Who made army pants and flip flops fantastic
Home schooled jungle freak
Barely made it alive on her first week
And in Northshore
Hormones abloom
At the projection room
Above the auditorium
(1, 2, bonus content)
Cady's on the brink
She's on the kitchen sink
With the fertility vase of the N'debele
A Frankenstein invention
Deserves an intervention
She needs to be saved from the underbelly
A moment of silence
For Gretchen's gold hoop earrings from Hannukah
Put it on the Burn Book
Butter my muffin
I'll get some loving from this high school
Jungle
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Janis Ian, dyke
Diving in a sea of lesbians
Is butter a carb?
Is butter a carb?
Is butter a carb?
The limit does not exist, yeah
Is butter a carb?
Is butter a carb?
Is butter a carb?
Diving in a sea of lesbians