I was always gonna end up
On the wrong side of the track
I'm a blonde-hair nut-case freakshow, certified damn maniac
The wheels upstairs are turnin'
But I swear that hamster died
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
Hell raising and high water
My tires done gone flat
I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back
My mind goes to the gutter
Man to me that's aiming high
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
Bonafide on the Bible
Bonafide on arrival
Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)
So, hit me where it hurts
'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
I'm salt-poured in my coffee
Sugar in the tank
I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank
I stay off the wagon
'Cause that horse is too damn high
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
Bonafide on the Bible
Bonafide on arrival
Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)
So, hit me where it hurts
'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide (woo, woo)
My left foot's on my right foot
My right foot's in my mouth
Hell, I'd be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out
Well, I ain't ever lonely
'Cause it's me, myself and I
You can bet your ass we're crazy bonafide
Bonafide on the Bible
Bonafide on arrival
Them lights are on, but baby, they ain't bright (they ain't bright)
So, hit me where it hurts
'Cause, honey, I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (that's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide (yoo, yoo)