She was dancin' with me for two or three songs I was doin' alright until he came along Now she's holdin' his hand and they walk out the door It's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go Cuser could have kept it under his hat Boasting that he spent all night in her flat Telling me things that i don't want to know It's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go They were outside the chip shop, herself and his gills I offered her a chip and i nearly got killed She said "i'm a vegan, that smell gets up my nose" It's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go (Fast food late at night) Vinegar tears Salt in my wounds And the ketchup like my poor bleeding heart Now i'm left standing out in the cold Just wondering where all them couples are goin' My only companions on the way home It's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go We've gone all post-modern or so they'd like us to think But it's still a sliced-pan and a carton of milk Out for a pint with people ya know And a big bag of chips and a burger to go A big bag of chips and the burger's gone cold...