Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip Everybody was kung fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning (huh!) In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung He said, "Here comes the big boss, let's get it on" We took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand A sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand-new trip Everybody was kung fu fighting (huh!) Those cats were fast as lightning (ha!) In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!) But they did it with expert timing (ha!) Oh-ho-ho-ho (huh!) Oh-ho-ho-ho (ha!) Oh-ho-ho-ho (huh!) Oh-ho-ho-ho (ha!) Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on Everybody was kung fu fighting (huh!) Those cats were fast as lightning (ha!) In fact, it was a little bit frightening (huh!) Make sure you have expert timing (ha!) (Oh-ho-ho-ho) kung fu fighting (huh!) (Oh-ho-ho-ho) hands and feet fast as lightning (ha!) Oh-ho-ho-ho (huh!) Oh-ho-ho-ho (ha!) Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on The art of ancient Chinese in all of time, respecto