She's about 5'3", petite, yeah, she's just your type
Oscar nominee for the good guy
Only took you 'bout two weeks to go out and find another me so
Did you cook her breakfast in the morning?
When did you become such a Prince Charming?
Used to keep me for your eyes only
While she's all over your Instagram story
And I don't mean to sound bitter
Got yourself a real winner
And I hope you're happy with her
And I'll bet
She would get flowers and a morning text
Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends
When she's upset, might even fake a little tear
Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year
Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother
Go out for coffee dates with her mother
Congratulations, here's a little cheer
Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year
(Boyfriend of the year)
Yeah, the first night you had her over
Did you cook her up a carbonara?
Then rose petals in a hotel on Valentine's
Oh, I don't think that she knows the warning signs
And I don't mean to sound bitter
Got yourself a real winner
And I hope you're happy with her
And I'll bet
She would get flowers and a morning text
Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends
When she's upset, might even fake a little tear
Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year
Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother
Go out for coffee dates with her mother
Congratulations, here's a little cheer
Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year
I guess you settled
Get your medal
Oh, but when did you get so sentimental?
Wouldn't dare to miss her birthday
And I bet she gets her gift on anniversaries
And I'll bet
She would get flowers and a morning text
Take her out for dinner and meet all your friends
When she's upset, might even fake a little tear
Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year
Bet you'll make an effort with her little brother
Go out for coffee dates with her mother
Congratulations, here's a little cheer
Hey, look at you, boyfriend of the year
Boyfriend of the year
Boyfriend of the year
Raise a little cheer, boyfriend of the year
Let me make myself clear
Swear I'm being sincere
Let's raise a little cheer for boyfriend of the year