I took her on a date, things seemed so bright I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight We go to her place and we fool around We throw all our clothes... to the ground. We begin as she turns OFF the lights I start but feel something so very extra tight I hear her cry, and I see her frown I look at the condom, it is all brown Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ... Cause i stuck it in the Wrong Hole!!! Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better In my defense those holes are so close together Oh baby baby don't feel defiled It's a common accident during, doggy style It was so dark I couldn't see so good I had no idea where i put my wood I want to make things better want to make things alright If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't) Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul... Bridge I never ever want to make you feel hurting I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics