Deck the moon with lots of oldies
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If this Christmas you don't got a turkey
We got a recipe for you
Your families hungry so we recommend
You get yourself a bigger oven then
Make sure the heat is hot enough ok
Then use your bathtub as a baking tray
Be sure that you remove the giblets then
Wait for the fun to begin
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas Day
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Tell everyone we're having grandma here for Christmas Day
And later on if you're still hungry
Then start on grandpa as well
Although the taste it will not be so lovely
You can be sure he's got a similar smell
Well then you better invite your in-laws
Tell them that they'll be meeting Santa Claus
You know your mumma, she's a grandma too
And one day you'll be one ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas Day
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Tell everyone we're having grandma here for Christmas Day
Deck the moon with lots of oldies
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The more the age the more you know she's
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Mmm this tastes a little too good I
Don't know what's better is it breast or thigh?
Let's gather up the family come on
Now hear the kids sing along
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh
We're having grandma here for Christmas Day
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Tell everyone we're having grandma here for Christmas Day