They say that opposites attract
Well, I can see it now as I look back
If I wanted this, he wanted that
We'd bark and hiss like dogs and cats
Well, the thing that drove me up a tree
Is the way he loved to disagree
Each time we had a difference of opinion
Well, he liked the covers pulled down but I didn't
He thought I should gain a few pounds and I didn't
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was God but I didn't
Well, it was more than just a lover's spat
In the civil war of the thermostat
We'd wail away like the maniacs
Throwing shoes and brick-a-brack
Well, I can see him now his muscle shirt
With those perky pecks and that cocky smirk
Standing there, pushing all my buttons
Well, he liked the toilet seat up but I didn't
He thought I should be a C cup and I didn't
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was God and I didn't
He really thought he was the man
Who held my world in his hands
But if he ever comes down from that cloud he's sitting on
Hallelujah, brothers and sisters, I'll be gone
What finally tore our love apart was a matter of religion
He thought he was God
He really liked himself a lot
He thought he was God but I didn't