They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight They chew the fat about their tresses and the neighbor's fight Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know Become essential things that women find so apropos That's a dame, they're all the same they call it Girl talk They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends The who, the how, the why, they dish the dirt, it never ends The weaker sex, the "speaker" sex we mortal males behold But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold So baby stay and gab away, but hear me say that after Girl talk, talk to me (play it Joe) ♪ They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends The who, the how, the why, they dish the dirt, it never ends The weaker sex, the "speaker" sex we mortal males behold But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold So baby stay, and gab away, let me hear you say Girl talk Uh, girl talk, yeah, yeah Then after girl talk, talk to me