I love you and I hate you I wish I never met you For though you promise to, I know you'll never be true You hurt me and deceive me And someday soon you'll leave me I need you, so I find I'm going out of my mind I have tried philosophy But it was no help to me I'm all antsy I parted with my sanity Completely lost my vanity And you're laughing at me I hate you, but I love you There is no one upon you And there could never be In all eternity I have tried philosophy But it was no help to me I'm all antsy I parted with my sanity Completely lost my vanity And you're laughing at me I hate you, but I love you There is no one upon you And there could never be In all eternity And there could never be In all eternity And there could never be In all eternity