If you ain't wrong, you're right If it ain't day, it's night If you ain't sure, you might Gotta be this or that If it ain't dry, it's wet If you ain"t got, you get If it ain't gross, it's net Gotta be this or that If it ain't sis, you can't miss It's got to be your brother Can't you see it's gotta be One way or the other If it ain't full, it's blank If you don't spend, you bank If it ain't Dee, it's Frank Gotta be this or that