Fascinating rhythm You got me on the go Fascinating Rhythm, I'm all a quiver What a mess you're making, The neighbours want to know Why I'm always shaking, Just like my grandmother. Each morning I get up with the sun To find at night no work has been done... I know that once it didn't matter, But now you doing wrong When you start to patter, I'm so unhappy. Won't you take a day off, Decide to run along Somewhere far away off And make it snappy. Oh how I long to be The man I used to be, Fascinating Rhythm Why don't you stop picking on me.