You're feeling low and oh so small Then suddenly you're eight feet tall She just walked in the room And the gloomy room just glows That's the way love is That's how it goes You're such a drag from nine 'til five Then all at once you're so alive It's just the way she winks her eye Or wrinkles her nose That's the way love is That's how it goes It's the world's oldest unsolved riddle The kind of game you just can't win And if you come up with the answer You're a better man sir, than I, Gunga Din So when that tingle hits you deep And you're tired but you just can't sleep Don't you take my word Go and ask anyone who knows That's the way love is That's how it goes It's the world's oldest unsolved riddle The kind of game you just can't win You come up with the answer And you're a better man sir, than I, Gunga Din So when that tingle hits you deep And you're tired you don't sleep Don't you take my word Go and ask anyone who knows That's the way love is That's how it goes That's how it goes That's how it goes