'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except for the Heavyweights
They were stirring
They were stirring all over the place
Hey guys
Could you keep it down out there
C'mon
I'm from a place that people say
They jump in their freezer just to get away
Where Halloween is on a winter's day
And kids in costumes have to wear their parkas anyway
So when November and December roll around
And that cutting wind has got me down
I don't mind those gaudy lights
Hung all over town
'Cus they distract me from the
Frost on my eyebrows
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just
No hokey trinket is too much for me
My tie lights up and plays O Christmas Tree
I'm spendin' time on all the strip mall Santa's knees
To help me forget my face is numb
And I can't feel my feet
I haven't seen my car since October 24th
Or was it 23
I think it's lodged in a snowdrift
Somewhere up the street
But that doesn't seem to bother me
'Cus my local coffee shop offers me four flavours of
Peppermint mocha ginger tea
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just
Cold
Down south you might not understand
With your palm trees, and sun, and golden sand
Why this time of year we cover every inch of space
With glitter bombs, wreaths, and sparkling sequin lace
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
If it ain't festive
Then it's just cold
Aww that's better
Thanks guys
Happy holidays