While walkin' through the woods not far from town I got real shook, I heard the strangest sound I saw the Purple People Eater and to my surprise The Witch Doctor sittin' by his side The Witch Doctor had a little guitar in his hand And they were boppin' and a-rockin' with a two-piece band Purple was a-blowin' like a People Eater should Witch Doctor picked like Johnny B. Good There went-a Ooh-ee Ooh-ah-ah Ting-tang Walla-walla-ding-dang "Oh, Doc I got troubles" that's a-what he said "Girls keep a-laughin' 'bout the horn in my head" The Witch Doctor smiled and I heard him say "Yeah man, ya ugly but you sure can play" There in the moonlight it seemed so strange As they blowed a chorus of "Home On The Range" They were comin' in strong like a rock 'n' roll stars Made the sweetest music a-this side of Mars They went-a Ooh-ee Ting-tang Ooh-ah-ah Walla-walla-ding-dang These cats from outer space were givin' their all And I could tell the way they rocked that they were havin' a ball They were comin' on strong, I was clappin' my hands Stopped long enough to say "Crazy, man!" So at twilight time when the sun go down Back in the woods on the edge of town People all a-gather from a-miles around To hear Doc and ol' Purple play the crazy sounds They go Ooh-ee (Oh yeah) Ooh-ah-ah Ting-tang Walla-walla-ding-dang One more time And your sick, sick, sick set Ha ha ha ha ha ha Woo hoo hoo hoo Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha