Crazy words, crazy tune
All that I ever hear him croon
Vo do, de o, vo doe, doe de o
Doe doe, doe doe
Sits around, all night long
Sings the same words to every song
Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe
His ukulele, daily how he'll strum
Bum bum bum
Vampin' and stampin'
Then he'll holler, "Black bottom"
Crazy words, crazy tune
He'll be driving me crazy soon
Vo do, de o, vo doe, doe de o, doe
Napoleon marched his men to Waterloo
What did he say to them?
Vo do de o, vo doe doe de o, doe
Oh, is that so?
Washington at Valley Forge
'Twas bitter cold and up spoke George
Vo do, do, vo doe doe de o, doe
No, you don't say?
And Simon Legree in uncle Tom's cabin
What did he say to uncle Tom?
I'll tell you what he said
He took his whip and said to Uncle Tom
"C'mon, Charleston"
And in the senate
The other day
What did our President Coolidge say?
Vo do de o, vo doe, doe de o, doe