I know a ditty, nutty as a fruitcake Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon Some call it pretty, others call it crazy But they all sing this tune: Mairzy doats And dozy doats And liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? Yes! Mairzy doats And Dozy Doats And liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, A little bit jumbled and jivey, Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats And little lambs eat ivy" And liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you - oo? A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?