I want a bowlegged woman that's all I want a bowlegged woman that's tall I'll fall in love with her right from the start Because her big fat legs are so far apart I want a bowlegged woman right now I want to find me a gal somehow She's got to be built like an ol' bass fiddle Big bowed legs with plenty room in the middle Got to be on my way To find a bowlegged woman today He wants a bowlegged woman... yeah He wants a bowlegged woman... boy I'll fall in love with her right from the start Because her big fat legs are so far apart He wants a bowlegged woman... divine A bowlegged woman that's fine She don't have to be no glamour gal But she's got to have hoops like an ol' beer barrel Got to be on my way To find a bowlegged woman today I found a bowlegged woman last night (yeah!) And man, she was really all right She had a solid straddle When she came into battle I dropped dead in the saddle You couldn't hear a rattle And there was nobody there to run and tattle Got to be on my way To find a bowlegged woman today, I say My woman with big bowed legs