Don't hit me with a broom I must request relief Don't hit me with a broom Get another chief if you ain't got yourself a vacuum Get another chief if you ain't got yourself a vacuum Don't keep me in the car I must get to the porch Don't keep me in the car A little torch will only get a girl so far Yes,a little torch will only get a girl so far Yes I am a million miles away from home And you're the only human here I know Yes I've been as truthful as a mammal can be, but Still you insist on inter-tangling Yes,still you insist on inter-tangling And you've been starting rumors That we are lovers When you know that I've been running hard in the dark And the only thing that I've been sleeping with is Cutty Sark The only thing that I've been sleeping with is Cutty Sark The only thing that I've been sleeping with is Cutty Sark Don't slap me with a suit I swear I didn't breach Don't slap me with a suit You wrote our friends that I'm a leech But you're just confused You wrote our friends that I'm a leech But you're just confused You wrote our friends that I'm a leech I hope you're confused