She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama
She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama
She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama
You never see her cause she's always in the slammer
She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama
She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola
She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola
She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola
Your daddy's dead or at least that's what she told ya'
She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola
He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi
He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi
He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi
He's been nelly since 1960
He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi
She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia
She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia
She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia
You never liked her but then you never porked her
She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia
You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
W.H. Auden wrote all your favorite stanzas
You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
Reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
Reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana
Slidell, Louisiana
Slidell, Louisiana
Slidell, yeah!