Directional dyslexia Bothers me today North from south or east from west I just can't find my way I thought I'd buy a compass To point me to the poles I went down to the compass store But the compasses were sold Were sold Down here at the Laundromat They'll surely let me in The crown royal bag of quarters ?? 'Cuz round and round and round and round Is where I feel secure Its a miracle of motion A curse a cure I'm on spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I go round and round and round again If I was my mechanic I know what just I'd need A little fuel injection For kicking up the speed Like the tigers or the little boy I'll chase my tail around And turn it into butter ??? the barrier of sound 'Cuz round and round and round and round Is where I feel at home Its a little claustrophobic here It leaves no room to roam I'm on spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I go round and round and round again Wrong time Wrong place Was a good try But the wrong way Got the north star Southern cross Flash light but I'm still lost But I know Someday I'll find my way But, I guess Tell them I sit here and spin On spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I go round and round and round again Wrong time Wrong place Was a good try But the wrong way Got the north star Southern cross Flash light but I'm still lost But I know Someday I'll find my way But I guess Tell them I sit and spin On spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I'm on spin cycle I go round and round and round again