Joseph, Mary and Drizos Can you take me out to Hackensack My Valentine's up on Broadway Locked up a Starbuck's, he ain't coming back The upper deck is for rookies Even New Jersey looks like heaven tonight I've got a pretty good feeling I've got five hundred and Pedialyte You could carve your name in jade and gold It'll get you by Trick or treating in Kowloon Even the Chinese love the Day of the Dead She's got the works in the back room The fire jumping the digital fence You could carve your name in jade and gold It'll get you by You could take it out on Nathan Road It'll keep you high You could sprout wings Move it along You could take flight Show them they're wrong Buckle and bite Licking it on But you never thought you'd find yourself Kicking Hong Kong I've got a pretty bad habit I'm telling myself I'm over the hump The flames run down to the ocean For temple monkeys and Taliban bumps You could carve your name in jade and gold It'll get you by You could take it out on Nathan Road It'll keep you high Cut like a kite You could be gone Everyone's here Try to be strong Buckle and bite Drag them along Winter is come Summer is gone Tell them alright Tell them they're wrong But you never thought you'd find yourself Kicking Hong Kong