Daddy sings he's an auctioneer And mother clings to anniversary years And the sister she got a little bit of mister in her And the brothers going round around his bed And I say, did I fool ya? Didn't daddy fool ya? He go once, he going twice He go for 35 or 40 He go once, he going twice He go for 45 or 50 He go once, he going twice He go 55 or maybe he will make it up To 65 He go once, he going twice Aint it nice price wise? I gotta a nice life for the price I give and give and I lay it all down Look what I found I give and give I give and give and I lay it all down Look what I found, look what I found Blue skies they're smiling at me And that's my favorite melody But I can't read I can't read I can't read between the things unseen And I don't mind I don't mind I don't mind if I don't find because I tried I'm absolutely definite absolutely positive Absolutely definitely positive I'm absolutely definite absolutely positive Absolutely definitely positively representative So why the bother with it Did I fool ya? Or didn't daddy fool ya? He go once, he going twice He go for 35 or 40 He go once, he going twice He go for 45 or 50 He go once, he going twice He go 55 or maybe he will make it up To 65 He go once, he going twice Ain't it nice price wise?