IT'S THE WHISKEY THAT EASES THE PAIN It ain't love, it ain't money that makes this world turn around When you hit rock bottom you still may not be on the ground I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain Eve told Adam that she had aples for sale Adam bought the first one and I bought the last one and went to hell I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain Well I'll drink doubles and chase my troubles away And while you're waking up tomorrow I may still be living today If you need a crutch don't try to walk with a cane It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain