Every dog has his day, gets his way, so they say
So, how come I'm a loser in every way?
Always trying my best, but it never ever works
Always end up face down, chewing on the dirt
A failure with the ladies, but you know it don't matter
I got the looks and charm, they don't go for the patter
If I give you my number, I can never win
I never get to rumble, it ends up in the bin
A target for the pigeons, they score a direct hit
No matter how hard I try I end up covered in
Nah, I won't say it, I'm giving you the psyche
Time for me to sit back and let another loser on the mic
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I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be, don't wanna be a loser
(Oh, my)
♪
If you think that you're a loser, Dec
I'm telling you, I'm a loser, too
Drawing pins on my seat at school
The pages were stuck with glue
Butt of all the jokes, everybody's scapegoat
Last around the running track, mittens on my coat
And when I grew up, you know things ain't gotten better
Only time I kissed a girl was when I had to pay her
All dressed up, I got no place to go
Every loser does it, well, I'd like to let you know
There's a hole in my bucket, Lisa doesn't even care
The wind blew my cap off, oh, God, I've got no hair
Here, take the mic, it really doesn't work
I can tell the job for me is reading news like Michael Buerk
(Oh, my)
♪
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be, don't wanna be a loser
♪
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be, don't wanna be a loser
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be (oh, my)
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be, don't wanna be a loser
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be (oh, my)
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be, don't wanna be a loser
I'm a loser, baby (born loser)
He's a loser, yeah, yeah
And he don't wanna be (oh, my)
I'm a loser, baby