Saw my shrink today, he said girl I can't help you I've been seeing you so long, but nothing has changed You tried Adderall and alcohol, sadly the fact remains You're terminally normal, I'm sorry to say So I shaved my head, I changed my name, I gave my pills away 'Cause if I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh if I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Be myself Hanging with the hipsters is a lot of hard work How many selfies can you take before you look like a jerk? I took an Uber to a juice bar to hear a new indie band play They got 99 million followers in only one day Well, I snapped that pic and I made the slip I got into a stranger's car Well, the heels don't fit, I finally quit And headed back to my favorite bar 'Cause if I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh if I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Don't you wanna be your own girl? Don't you wanna be your own girl? Don't you wanna be your own girl? Oh oh If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh if I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh if I can't be someone else I might as well, might as well be myself Be myself Oh if I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Be myself Gonna be myself