Today is the day, the day that I dread I hardly wanna get up out of my bed My old woman's getting married and I'm a little jealous I'm takin' a whole lotta kids from the other fellas I'm goin' outta my way, ain't goin' to waste no time I'm goin' to make that little woman all mine There she stood in the wedding aisle And the train on her gown had nearly stretched a mile, well What would I do to be in that man's shoes I've got the heels runnin' all with my old woman blues Oh, she's mine now, we won't be back soon It might have been his wedding but it's my honeymoon At the reception everythin' was great I ate the wedding cake right off the golden plate They asked me to leave but I was feelin' bold So I downed a bottle of wine that was a hundred years old I'm goin' outta my way, ain't goin' to waste no time And I'm goin' to make that little woman all mine As they were leavin' in a big Limousine car Well, I remembered that I parked my car, way pretty far She let me in when I asked them for a ride I threw the groom out of the Limo and made love to the bride Oh, she's mine now, we won't be back soon It might have been his wedding but it's my honeymoon Oh, she's mine now, she's singin' a different tune Well, it might have been his wedding but it's my honeymoon