Yeah the gang is all here Full of whiskeys and beers Yeah we're gonna get sloppy tonight Gonna toss a few back Bottoms up, down the hatch Even though we're dropping like flies... You remember ol Marty Was the life of the party Settled down with his wonderful wife I heard the poor bastard Finally got his master's What can I tell ya, that's life We said our goodbyes Yeah we lost a good guy Yeah sometimes these times can be tough Yeah he pushed in his barstool And hung up his cup Sayin its fun to be sloppy But its time to clean up We'll keep the light on for ya You go out there and get em We'll be here, fighting the good fight Like Bruce Willis in Armageddon And Jenny you know Had a heart made o gold We all thought she'd end up OK But despite all her promise I gotta be honest She's ten months sober today And what about Bertrand King of the keg stand A work-hard-play-hard kinda guy Well you know that we'll miss him Cuz he got a new position And the old traditions must die We said our goodbyes With tears in our eyes Still can't believe Jenny gave up Yeah she pushed in her barstool And hung up her cup Sayin its fun to be sloppy But its time to clean up All you Afflecks and Tylers You go out there and get em We'll be taking care of business Like Bruce Willis In Looper We said our goodbyes But they didn't reply Cuz they'd already gone on their way If they come back to the bar We'll have wide open arms And they'll finally learn our names