Dartmouth, Berkley, Barkley, Gonzaga SUNY, Barnard, Bard, and Harvey Mudd And Gonzaga Yeah Gonzaga Oh Gonzaga Hey Gonzaga And also RISD It's college night It's college night It's college night out on the quad It's college night It's college night It's college night on every quad Oh but the deans The deans are gone Oh the deans They're gone, and They're crying, crying, they're gone To Fire Island, Maine, or Vermont They're gone And they're all alone In their summer homes Until fall semester! Cuz they couldn't bear it! Couldn't bear it! And they'll never see all those grads again Never relive the times that they've had as friends Cuz they're gone They're long gone But that's the life of a dean You get attached to the teens You say good bye and then You do it all again! Here we go! It's college night It's college night It's college night out on the quad It's college night It's college night It's college night for everyone That valedictorians up in her dorm, kicking herself man Aw she's full of regrets Aw but that's what she gets She shoulda gone to Wing Night She shoulda gone to Wing Night Dip a celery stick In the blue cheese dip Got that big tech job waiting for her out in Bay, boy Aw but she never danced And now she missed her chance What once were ones and twos Are now ones and zeros What once were ones and twos Are now ones and zeros What once were ones and twos Are now ones and zeros What once were ones and twos Are now ones and zeros Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta Fill ya pockets up with da ketchup packet Fill ya pockets up with da ketchup packet Fill your pockets up With the Heinz ketchup It's college night It's college night It's college night out on the quad It's college night It's college night It's college night oh Christ, oh God Them townies hoisting each other up that south campus wall Aw they just wanna peek Yeah they just want a see Grad night banners and flags flyin high Aw but to them is all greek Cuz the townies can't read I'm just kidding bout that one, man Just messin' round with that one Don't kick my ass man Just having a little fun! Cuz it's Two for one Two for one Two for one SoCo Three for one Three for one Three for one lemon drop Four for one Four for one Four for one kamikaze shot Five for one Five for one Bottles of Dom Perignon baby It's college night It's college night It's college night out on the quad It's college night It's college night It's college night for Asher Roth Farewell Arrivederci I said adios Later dude Later dude