Dartmouth, Berkley, Barkley, Gonzaga
SUNY, Barnard, Bard, and Harvey Mudd
And Gonzaga
Yeah Gonzaga
Oh Gonzaga
Hey Gonzaga
And also RISD
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night out on the quad
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night on every quad
Oh but the deans
The deans are gone
Oh the deans
They're gone, and
They're crying, crying, they're gone
To Fire Island, Maine, or Vermont
They're gone
And they're all alone
In their summer homes
Until fall semester!
Cuz they couldn't bear it!
Couldn't bear it!
And they'll never see all those grads again
Never relive the times that they've had as friends
Cuz they're gone
They're long gone
But that's the life of a dean
You get attached to the teens
You say good bye and then
You do it all again!
Here we go!
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night out on the quad
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night for everyone
That valedictorians up in her dorm, kicking herself man
Aw she's full of regrets
Aw but that's what she gets
She shoulda gone to Wing Night
She shoulda gone to Wing Night
Dip a celery stick
In the blue cheese dip
Got that big tech job waiting for her out in Bay, boy
Aw but she never danced
And now she missed her chance
What once were ones and twos
Are now ones and zeros
What once were ones and twos
Are now ones and zeros
What once were ones and twos
Are now ones and zeros
What once were ones and twos
Are now ones and zeros
Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta
Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta
Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta
Cash out yer meal plan, my baby gotta
Fill ya pockets up with da ketchup packet
Fill ya pockets up with da ketchup packet
Fill your pockets up
With the Heinz ketchup
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night out on the quad
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night oh Christ, oh God
Them townies hoisting each other up that south campus wall
Aw they just wanna peek
Yeah they just want a see
Grad night banners and flags flyin high
Aw but to them is all greek
Cuz the townies can't read
I'm just kidding bout that one, man
Just messin' round with that one
Don't kick my ass man
Just having a little fun! Cuz it's
Two for one
Two for one
Two for one SoCo
Three for one
Three for one
Three for one lemon drop
Four for one
Four for one
Four for one kamikaze shot
Five for one
Five for one
Bottles of Dom Perignon baby
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night out on the quad
It's college night
It's college night
It's college night for Asher Roth
Farewell
Arrivederci
I said adios
Later dude
Later dude