We went to an east coast wedding
The bride was stressed, the groom was sweating,
But hey now let me tell you we had some fun
We had some fun
We had some fun
When it was all said and done, we had some fun
The bride got mad 'cause I broke two plates
The groom got mad 'cause I brought two dates
But hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
I cleared the floor and I danced the best
I spilled red wine on the wedding dress
Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
I stormed the stage and I booed the band
I played heart and soul with just one hand
Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
We had some fun
We had some fun
When it was all said and done, we had some fun
Weeee snuck in the kitchen for some caviar
Made fun of the Maid Of Honor's car
But hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
We said all the vows on the couples' behalf
Did The Aristocrats but no one laughed
Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
We pantsed the groom and we ruined the feast
We kicked the cake and we kissed the priest
Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
We had some fun
We had some fun
When it was all said and done, we had some fun
We raised a glass and made a toast
To the father, son, and holy ghost
But hey now, let me tell this couple was Jewish
We fell face down in the parking lot
Stole a purse but we got caught
Hey now, even we admit that's rude
We stumbled into a funeral next door
We knocked the corpse right on the floor
Hey now, let me tell you we had to run
We had to run,
We had to run,
When it was all said and done we had to run
We lost our shirts and we lost three fights
The cops read us our Miranda rights
Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun
But that wedding band still wasn't up to par
So we jumped on stage and said "hey, you suck!"
"Give us those instruments!" And they did
And we blew'em away! Like this...
A little bit, little bit o' this
And don't forget this
When we got home, we felt real bad
For skinny dipping with the Best Man's dad
But hey now, let me tell ya, we love that dude