Hey there, little dipshit All out there on your own With no thoughts in your dome Your skull is all alone You tried to think, ya couldn't You've got no place to be You spoke but it was stupid That's okay, come with me You're a Slop Head, baby Ya been a Slop Head all your life So find some dumbass husband Or a great, big, bozo wife And when you get to heaven Yer locked out, and that's fair But look down at your funeral And you'll see us sobbing there Lemme tell a story About a young dude, okay it's me My brain it was a dud The front of my head, it was ugly I tried to speak, I blew it Half-wits outwitted me My mouth, it was my Judas But I found where to be I'm a Slop Head, baby I've been a Slop Head all my life Just ask my jackass children Or my lovely jackass wife And when they drop my casket Way down in the dirt It'll probably be too heavy Cuz I eat too much dessert Oh we're Slop Heads, baby We'll be Slop Heads all our life Just look at all these fugmos On this sloppy, sloppy night Oh we're Slop Heads baby And to us that's quite all right What a goddamn awful eye sore What a sloppy, shitty sight