Classical music
It's the music we love
Love it so much that it makes us sick
Classical music
We just love
How fuckin classy it is
We're sick and tired of this rockin biz
We'd play classical music if we could
But the truth is we're not that good
Classical music
We'd rather play a symphony
Instead of this rockin trash
Cuz it's trash, yes it's trash
It's stupid fuckin trash
We like classical music
But the shit we play is trash
Mozart! That guy fuckin rules
Bach! That guy fuckin rules
Chopin and Schubert, too,
They all fuckin rule
And Yo-Yo Ma
Plays that big violin
If we had our way
We'd take lessons from him
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We got the best gear we can afford
We tried our best to learn all the chords
So just sit back while we play for you
It's not like you've got anything better to do
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We take our music very seriously
We love our music
This much you can see
But our dream is to run a slot car track
That caters to celebrities
Leo and Tom Cruise
Angelina just to name a few
They can get away, forget that they're stars
And have a place to race their cars
We take our slot cars very seriously
We take our slot cars very seriously
We take our slot cars very seriously
We take our slot cars very seriously