Clif bars, Kind bars, Luna bars too Pack em up in your Subaru Patagonia, L.L. Bean Don't forget your new Nalgene Coachella cuties with your Bumbershoot booties You ain't nothin but phony baloney Lollapaloozies Catch a groove down at Bonnaroo, alright Alright Hit the road to Tennessee Camelbak in my new Thule Rooftop adaptor cuz my cars a weird size REI matched my price online Some of these festivals, man They're just too corporate Other festivals, well They're not corporate enough Catch a groove down at Bonnaroo, alright Alright Got no time for the smaller tents Point me right to the main event Go and watch whoever you want I like the bands with the biggest fonts Bonnaroo, man, it's my second home Maybe next year I won't go alone Catch a groove down at Bonnaroo, alright Alright