Well, The Cincinnati Reds are coming to our town And when they get in they're gonna wanna get down The pitcher, the catcher, the short stop and the rest We're gonna party with the Reds All right We're gonna party with the Reds. All night We're gonna party with the Reds After the game We're gonna party with the Reds Thank God they came The catcher caught a case of party fever The pitcher pitched a cold one to the reliever The first basemen got to first base with me The bat boy tricked us with his fake ID The Mayor threw out a great first pitch But he just threw up and fell into a ditch The organ player lady has lost her bra They were the oldest two tits that we ever saw We had an eight-foot sub and tons of snacks And a ten-gallon drum of Cracker Jacks They brought a barrel full of nachos and nacho cheese You can have all you want but you gotta say please They got those big pretzels, baby They got those big pretzels, baby They got those big pretzels, baby They got those big pretzels, baby Salt grains so big you need a pickaxe just to get em I'm talkin dippin mustard that could fit inside of a pool We're gonna party with the Reds All right We're gonna party with the Reds All night We're gonna party with the Reds After the game We're gonna party with the Reds Thank God they came I wrote to the commissioner and said "Can we play the Reds a few more times?" He said "Son, they're not in your division and it's driving me out of my mind. It's too damn bad they're not in your division It's just too damn bad they're not in your division If I had a genie bottle that's what I'd be wishing." But they're here in town tonight And we're all going to the game And we took off work tomorrow So tonight we can go insane We're gonna party with the Reds All right We're gonna party with the Reds All night We're gonna party with the Reds Yeah yeah We're gonna party with the Reds That's what I said Party with the Reds Party with the Reds Those baseball heads Those baseball heads Hey, should we invite the umpires? Hell yeah