I think it would be kinda fun to take a lifelong vacation I think it would be sorta fun to take a lifelong vacation I could sleep in a hammock every day and get drunk in the sun I could really unwind if I was drunk in the sun Could somebody tell my boss I need a lifelong vacation? I hope that I can still get paid while I'm on lifelong vacation I need money to spend, but my work days are done Yeah money to spend, but my work days are done Take me to a sandy beach I wanna go where I can't be reached By a cellphone or a fax machine I'll trade my khakis for some cutoff jeans Did anyone tell my boss I'm on a lifelong vacation? Make sure he knows I need to get paid while I'm on lifelong vacation This'll be a good thing for me in the long run Don't worry bout me I'll send postcards to everyone To everyone To everyone Postcards are fun