I wanna be under a tree Happily with my family By the fireplace Getting shit-faced Telling jokes and sneaking tokes But this year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-oh I wanna see peace and harmony And all that shit But this shit won't quit Can we all agree in solidarity Sing out loud but not in a crowd That this year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-oh And I'm missing you everyday Hoping this will go away And when it does, I'll be first on my plane And we'll be talking face to face Giant party celebrate Counting down, but damn I hate to wait Oh, this year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-oh This year can kiss my ass, o-o-o-oh So, last cheers to Christmas past, o-o-o-o-oh O-o-o-o-oh O-o-o-o-oh