She was the prom queen He was the quarterback of the football team And it all looked so promising We never thought anything would happen like this And then all of a sudden Twenty-five years of love and devotion Down the drain Hmmm, we all heard her hollerin' For a country mile Cheatin' shows your complete lack of style Well she took out three parking meters And a pedestrian's purse The day she quit the baptist choir And threw that Ford into reverse