I don't miss your cooking I've lost twenty pounds since May Bought a whole new wardrobe, threw my old clothes away I feel great Honest I don't miss your clutter I've got lots of space The house is empty, walls are bare But us girls just love to decorate It's a nice clean slate Honest I don't obsess over the things that you said Or feel strange sleeping on your side of the bed Never read your horoscope before mine I'd tell you that I miss you but I cannot tell a lie Why would I? Basically, I'm on cloud nine Honest I'm not lonely or depressed I have no doubt that it worked out for the best I don't think about you all the time I've never been so happy, cross my heart Hope to die Look in my eyes These are tears of joy I'm crying Honest Just look at me, darling Having the time of my life Honest Don't worry 'bout me, I'm just fine