Hey Mom, why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you teach me a thing or two? You just let me go, out into the world, You never thought to share what you knew. (): So I walked under a bus, I got hit by a train, Keep fallin' in love, Which is kind of the same, I've sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane, And it felt so good, I wanna do it again. Hey Mom, why didn't you warn me? 'Cause about boys there's something I should have known, They're like chocolate cake, like cigarettes, I know they're bad for me but I just can't leave 'em alone. (Repeat) Hey Mom, since we're talkin', What was it like when you were young? Has the world changed or is still the same? A man can kill and still be the sweetest fun. (Repeat)