That's what we used to do (1, 2, 3, 4)
That's what we used to do, that's what we used to do
You know the days today ain't nothing like the days we knew
You can argue all you want, I'm telling you the truth
Now I'm not saying you should, but that's what we used to do
To cut our hair we'd go down where the buzzards used to roost
We'd rub our heads with carrion and let the buzzards chew
And that was called a buzz-cut, and that's what we used to do
When we were feelin' thirsty we would make some catfish stew
That's only just a catfish that's been filled to the gills with booze
We'd kiss the fish and take a swig, and that's what we used to do
(Oh) That's what we used to do, That's what we used to do
You know the days today ain't nothing like the days we knew
You can argue all you want, I'm telling you the truth
Now I'm not saying you should, but that's what we used to do
We'd sail out to a phantom ship and call out to the crew
They'd hop aboard our boat and would float the whole night through
We'd watch the whiskey disappear, and that's what we used to do
We'd jump into the ocean when a shark was on the loose
We'd grab a fin and take ourselves a little ocean cruise
And once I lost an arm that way, but that's what we used to do
(Oh) That's what we used to do, That's what we used to do
You know the days today ain't nothing like the days we knew
You can argue all you want, I'm telling you the truth
Now I'm not saying you should, but that's what we used to do
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We went to the hobo jungle and cornered some old coot
I tickled him until he smiled and then I tried to pull his tooth
I lost my other arm that day, but that's what we used to do
(Oh) That's what we used to do, That's what we used to do
You know the days today ain't nothing like the days we knew
You can argue all you want, I'm telling you the truth
Now I'm not saying you should, but that's what we used to do