Hey Hey Howie do Howie do Ladies and gentlemen. boys and girls Coming back to the stage from back in time The remarkably stupendous, amazingly hilarious Howieeeeeee D! The monster's gone, and I'm not shy I'm never gonna ask, "Which one am I?" I say "adios", that means goodbye When the school bell rings, now I try to hurry And I might be small, but it's no worry You can lean on me... Howie D. 'Cause I went back in the day Back in the day I'm not done, it's just the beginning This whole trip has got me spinning From there to here or here to there You and I can go anywhere Whatever it is that's getting to you Whether you're down or just feeling blue We'll find a way to get you through And make it right, cause that's how we do! Back in the day Back in the day Back in the day Back in the day Back in the day Back in the day Howie do Howie do Howie do Howie do Howie do