There's twinkle lights and coloured balls And holy bells to deck the halls But the turkey's burnt, and those arguments... Oh it's Christmas With neighbours Bob and Betty here The folks you see but once a year Eatin' all my food, drinkin' all my beer Yeah it's Christmas The red-suited, bearded, fat man's on his way But all I get is socks and bills to pay 'Cause we're celebratin' Christmas In paper hats and in a heap The cracker kings are sound asleep And the TV's on but it's on repeat Yeah it's Christmas The red-cheeked, jolly, fat guy's on his sleigh Oh we're in debt but there's a year to pay 'Til we're celebratin' Christmas A hush falls on the neighbourhood Kinda like we knew it would All is calm, all is good Yeah it's Christmas