Leave slowly but come back quick Eat so much it makes us sick Start to look just like Saint Nick And fall down like a snowflake Uncle Dylan's late to lunch Nana Gwen's drank too much My lovely wife was buzzed at brunch We're all a bunch of snowflakes We're all a bunch of snowflakes Murray the step-dad has brought Mary-Lou Tryin' to tell us why Trump is good for you The table goes quiet 'cause that's what we do We're all liberal snowflakes My dad's new girlfriend from Taiwan Brand new to the country and she's 21 They met online and now she's my mum She's never seen a snowflake 'Cause they don't get no snowflakes Once in a lonely lifetime There'll be peace for all mankind I went out to the world And I was searchin' for my tribe Now it's a family vibe In this home of mine The reason I'm alive The snowflakes of mine Mum's bringin' up the past again And somehow World War Three begins Think I know how this one ends I'm off to watch the snowflakes Time won't change us, nothin' will I know they're not perfect but I love them still Much makes me happy but my family will Love this bunch of snowflakes God bless this bunch of snowflakes Once in a lonely lifetime There'll be peace for all mankind I went out to the world And I was searchin' for my tribe Now it's a family vibe In this home of mine The reason I'm alive The snowflakes of mine All my life, a love insane These are my people Oh, oh, oh, oh Time won't change us, nothin' will I know they're not perfect but I love them still Not much makes me happy but my family will I love this bunch of snowflakes God bless this bunch of snowflakes