The pope is on the TV The queen is in the news My dinner's in the oven Michelle she got the blues The grape is good for picking The train it runs on time My mouth is full of nothing I pour a glass of wine Police are on a stake-out The cat is on the prowl The prize is in the basket The pictures on the wall The seed is in the paper The mouse don't make a sound The neighbours they are fucking The sun is going down But we're all We're all Waiting for the girl to call The clothes are in the washer The kids are leaving school My dad has bought a donkey The other night was cool The club is never open The lights are never green Inside I think I'm laughing I'd like to hear you scream There's nothing on the TV Put on the radio The song, well, I've heard better I hate the video My mates are coming over There's nothing left to eat My cat has eaten so much She cannot see her feet But we're all We're all Waiting for the girl to call There's a party wanna crash this Friday Hey, waiting for ya I killed the bottle now my head feels funny Hey, waiting for ya The guys are leaving, said they feel like going out If I get lucky lady you'll talk dirty Waiting for the girl to call Waiting for the girl to call