Is it cardboard or plasticine Sticky tape or polystyrene (Ohhhh-oho-oohhh) A replica in 3D A forgery, counterfeit tree (Ohhhh-oho-oohhh) Is this the real deal (Ohhhh) Is this the real deal (Ohhhh) Tell me now if it's make belief I know the game I've played it before (Before) To play the hand I wanna see Then take your cards and walk out the door (Ohhhh-oho-oohhh) Is this the real deal (Ohhhh) Is this the real deal (Ohhhh) Be the one who makes it true Be the deed that won't undo Be the one who made it cure Be the one to reassure Be the one who didn't fake Peel away the center grey Be the one who as you the one Be the one Phantom and [?] A visitor am I supposed to run, run Cause something's creeping upon me A thing tells me this is just fun, just fun Is this the real deal (Ohhhh) Is this the real deal (Ohhhh) Be the one, be the one As you the one, be the one