You can try that drink a thousand times
But that sugar-rimmed friend on shaken ice
Don't always give the best advice
Or you can drive to think a thousand miles
But that tank top tan, sing as loud as you can
Don't always lead to paradise
When all else fails
I'll be your glass of wine
I'll be your candlelight
Baby, I'll be your bubble bath
When I know that you need to unwind like that
I'll be the sand on your toes
I'll be your place no one knows
I'll be your favorite song
When I know that you need to dance all night long
You can call your friends and go out and hang
But like every night the faces change
And downtown's always the same
Or you can lock the doors, shut all the shades
But in the morning light, you're gonna find
That nothing's really changed
When all else fails
I'll be your glass of wine
I'll be your candlelight
Baby, I'll be your bubble bath
When I know that you need to unwind like that
I'll be the sand on your toes
I'll be your place no one knows
I'll be your favorite song
When I know that you need to dance all night long
When all else fails, baby, I will be
Your go-to-thing, your what-you-need
Put it all on me and take it all yourself
I'll be your glass of wine
I'll be your candlelight
Baby, I'll be your bubble bath
When I know that you need to unwind like that
I'll be the sand on your toes
I'll be your place no one knows
I'll be your favorite song
When I know that you need to dance all night long