Take me out to Maui where the grass skirts sway Or Cancun where the señoritas play Or Old St Auggy where I call home Cuz my favorite beach is the one I'm on Take one part water One part sand Mix 'em both together Where the sea hits the land Stick me in a chair With a drink in my hand The hot sun smokin' Like an island band Take me out to Maui where the grass skirts sway Or Cancun where the señoritas play Or Old St Auggy where I call home Cuz my favorite beach is the one I'm on We got Myrtle in the east Muscle in the west The gulf down south Or hell, I guess We can head up north Till we hit Great Lakes Get our salt from a rim And make our own damn waves Ohhh It doesn't matter where we go As long as there are Beauties in bikinis Smiling' back at me Walkin down the beach with strawberry daiquiris Coconut Rum and cheap sun shades What I wouldn't give if you'd just... Take me out to Maui where the grass skirts sway Or Cancun where the señoritas play Or Old St Auggy where I call home Cuz my favorite beach is the one I'm on Yeah my favorite beach is the one I'm on